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One-liners III

Match these eight quotes with the characters responsible:

___1. "Brace yourself, Mrs Sparsit, I'm going to astonish you!"

___2. "The War, the War -- I cannot think of it objectively. It permeates everything. As saints once lived in God, so we now live in the War!"

___3. "You have taken evil under your roof."

___4. "...I was wondering what else you know about me that I don't know you know about me.."

___5. "I mean, if nicotine chewing gum is meant to replace cigarettes, then it must be safer than cigarettes, musn't it; and you don't need a prescription for cigarettes, do you; though, come to think of it, you probably soon will, when you need to take up cigarettes to try to get off the chewing gum, eh?"

___6. "I was desperate for a fix -- for one gram I would have sold my soul. Well, I did sell it in fact: by the time I was twenty-nine I was like an old man."

___7. "I was an acolyte once, you know."

___8. "Whatever I do, I do for you."

Extra credit:
name the work, the character and the author for each quote.

a.b.c.d.

e.f.g.h.

 

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