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___1. "My wife has taken poison again. I must go. ..."

___2. "Everything -- everything is -- coming up roses."

___3. "Teach me to dance!"

___4. "You will have to learn about sherry. One does not drink it from a thimble. Bring me a glass of sherry, please.."

___5. "At home by the fire, whenever you look up, there I shall be."

___6. "No, really, I do assure you, there is little merit in any of my compositions."

___7. "Behold the child among his new-born blisses
A six-years darling of a pygmy size.
See where, mid work of his own hand he lies,
Fretted by sallies of his mother's kisses,
With light upon him from his father's eyes."

___8. "You've a bizarre way of handing out a compliment."

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